Well looks like our poor little Lindsay Blow-hand has been arrested... again. Atta girl! Thank you for making the bad girl image acceptable to young girls everywhere. Yes you miss Blow-Hand and Miss Shitney Shears and Paris "Hoo-ha" Hilton have really showed young impressionable girls to be skanky, dirty, drunk hos, all while wearing Prada. Brava. Bravo. Bravissimo! Lindsay getting arrested almost tickled me as much as Paris' article in People magazine titled: My Time Behind Bars. What?!?!?!? Good Christ People! I mean I'm sure she has so many words of wisdom to all us peasants about her excruciating 23 days behind bars. Gasp! Is anyone else over it? I mean I still like to hear about it because it makes me giggled... oh wait I guess that's why people want to hear about it. Never mind. Well, here's wishing Blow-hand a speedy trial and hope that the blowjobs that have kept her in show business can keep her out of jail.
Does anyone else miss the Lindsay that helped make Mean Girls won of the best movies ever? Maybe it's pod people who have taken over her and made her into the Shit Show we see before is now. It's alright to party and have fun but gurl, keep those panties on and for Buddha's sake pay someone to drive you! Aren't you a millionaire?
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